We have no idea what “Ice Mamba” means, exactly, but it’s just great that Kobe has a leather varsity jacket that says on Ice Mamba on the back. Now we can all go ahead and add this to the list of crazy shit we found out about Kobe Bryant that we’ll all probably forget by the time he retires in 2018. Because there’s just been way too much crazy Kobe shit over the years, and it’s gonna be impossible to remember everything. Isn’t that what makes him the Ice Mamba?
Last night Kobe Bryant wore a leather jacket that said ‘Ice Mamba’ on the back
Ice Mamba. ICE MAMBA.
via @Anath_Pandian
Like when he nicknamed himself “Vino” because he gets better with age.
— Kobe Bryant (@kobebryant) March 9, 2013
Or:
When ur game take a s*i* . Flush it. Get up and move on #mambaism
— Kobe Bryant (@kobebryant) March 23, 2013
Or:
Compression. Ice. Django. Zero Dark Thirty. This is Forty and 1 hour of sleep. #countonwill #countonhaters. On to the next.
— Kobe Bryant (@kobebryant) March 14, 2013
Or:
Congrats to @shaun_white 6th straight superpipe crown! #GOAT #assfrozen
— Kobe Bryant (@kobebryant) January 28, 2013
Or anything he ever does or says, really. Even if we’ll never be able remember all this insanity, we should remember to savor it all now.
So yes, Count on Kobe.
Count on Mambaisms.
Count on Bigelow, count on Apatow.
Count on #assfrozen.
Count on Moonlight Sonata. Count on Vanilla Ice reference.
Count on Ice Mamba to be the greatest, forever and always. #VINO OUT.
