Did you see Steph Curry take a poop on the Cavs’ floor during Game 3?

Everyone, please pay attention to Steph Curry and only Steph Curry in the following video.

Did you see that? Yes, this.

Is this..is he...pooping? Like, yes obviously he isn’t actually evacuating his bowels in the middle of Game 3 of the NBA Finals but is he miming it?! What an insult to the Cavs’ house! And right after Kevin Durant sunk a 3 too!

Also, like, can you imagine?! This reminds me of a story one of my babysitters told me about our elementary school. There was this kid, let’s call him Stephen, in the third grade. One day I guess this young hero decided he was going to get everyone else out of gym class, so he discreetly squatted down during warm-ups and just pooped on the floor. The carpeted floor. (Why my elementary school had a carpeted gym is another issue entirely.) AND HE DIDN’T GET CAUGHT! I assume no one wanted to get close enough to the poop to identify the owner. Needless to say, everyone missed gym that day, maybe even the next few days.

Perhaps Curry was trying to stall the game! Just postpone it for a bit.

Of course, he could just be stretching out his legs. But that’s less fun.