Florida Gators basketball players Erik Murphy and Cody Larson, recently arrested for burglary after allegedly breaking into a car, were recorded while crafting their various legal defenses from the back of a squad car. Tremendous audio:
AUDIO: Erik Murphy, Cody Larson On Life, Law, And Gainesville
Like Sports By Brooks, we agree that the clip’s finest moment is the “we’re not in Gainesville, the [St. Augustine police] don’t give a f***” line. As St. Augustine is among the old-person-friendliest cities in the nation’s old-person-friendliest state, it’s also one of the area’s worst places to begin a half-assed crime spree.
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