The BCS is the Eye of Sauron for college football: an evil force seeking to unite the landscape under a singular power that technically doesn’t exist. (Seriously: Bill Hancock, the BCS Spokesman, will be happy to tell you how the BCS doesn’t exist. He is paid to do this. You need a different job.)
The BCS Is The Way It Is (But Don’t You Believe Them)
↵Fortunately, we have the one thing that can combat even an evil as amorphous and powerful as the BCS: Bruce Hornsby.
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↵Oh, it’s got all three verses rewritten to attack the insane system ruling college football. It wouldn’t be effective without them. Play this 100 times a day for a week and the BCS will die: this is science, or perhaps our sinister plan to make your cat or dog attack your laptop just to make it stop.
↵(Via Bubbaprog, who does vocals, piano, and lyrics like some kind of Prince-type studio genius here.)
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