You have long suspected it, but Thayer Evans of Fox Sports has finally confirmed it: Les Miles is an alien life form. Miles apparently confessed to his origins in high school, as part of some bizarre mating ritual.
Proof That Les Miles Is Not Of This World
He’d lean out of the back window of the team bus and make robot noises to a woman in the crosswalk before telling her, “Take me to your leader.”
There are at least nine or ten interesting stories about college football’s favorite riverboat gambler in the profile -- including the story of how Miles’ father might be indirectly responsible for his son’s coaching philosophy -- so we won’t go through them all here. The most newsworthy portion of the story might come when Miles doesn’t rule in or out a return to Michigan, which might have a head coach opening in the near future if Rich Rodriguez can’t turn things around.
“I don’t know that it’s in the cards,” Miles says of a return to Michigan. “Not every Michigan alumnus gets the opportunity to go back and coach at his alma mater.”
Oh, and there’s the ultimate dagger for Florida fans who can’t get over the fake field goal that eventually lead to the game-winning score in Gainesville.
When he ran the play again this year against Florida, he was disappointed it went for only a first down, not the touchdown he expected.
What did you expect him to say?
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