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Regarding Wrigley Field Football, Lance Armstrong Delivers Tweet Of The Year

Lance Armstrong, in response to Saturday’s Northwestern-Illinois game at Wrigley Field, has provided us with one of the funniest tweets from anyone in recent memory. First, though, let’s back up: you’re familiar with Lance Armstrong’s battle with cancer, which necessitated the removal of one of his testicles? All right, then. Here he is:

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I can't relate. RT @: Wrigley vendor selling peanuts: "Grab your nuts, don't be ashamed."

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↵Some of the humor surely stems from the fact that Armstrong, an international celebrity with over 2.5 million, would tell a joke so brazenly unexpected. Some of it owes itself to its conciseness. And in part, it’s an appeal to juvenile/dark humor. If anyone other than Armstrong made this joke, it would not be funny, but as it stands, I’m still laughing.

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