Alabama beat writer Izzy Gould, you will be remembered fondly. This is a lie -- as of tomorrow morning, you never existed. Your photograph of Crimson Tide coach Nick Saban’s car* being hit with a parking ticket will be flushed from the Internet shortly. The ticketing officer, however, has shown just enough fearless gumption to be moved to second string on the linebacker depth chart.
PHOTO: World’s Bravest Law Enforcement Officer Ticketing Nick Saban
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↵* Fess up. How many of you at first thought the tiny little white vehicle had to be Saban’s? Due to its size, you see? It’s a joke about how short he is, you understand.
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