The WAC will win Christmas Day -- the Hawaii Bowl is late on Christmas Eve, you see -- and the Big 12 owns Thanksgiving Day, but the SEC has added a holiday national championship to its streak with the following Halloween items.
Will Muschamp Jack-O’-Lantern Gives SEC Halloween National Championship
Exhibit A: Muschamp stare jack-o’-lantern. Warning! Please don’t insert a lit candle. Your entire house will burn down.
via r/cfb
Exhibit B: An adorable child dressed as Derek Dooley, which may sadly not be as adorable as the actual Derek Dooley:
A handful of further costume suggestions:
- "The Bag." "The Bag Man" has been done.
- The officer who wrote Nick Saban's parking ticket. All you'll need: gallons and gallons of fake blood.
- Houston Nutt. Jjust wear the polo shirt of any team besides Ole Miss.
- Bobby Petrino. Just wear the polo shirt of any organization in any industry.
- Les Miles' hat, though this should be an entire parade float instead of just a costume.
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