SB Nation college football pundits Holly Anderson and Spencer Hall discuss a crucial aspect of the UNC agent investigation. The most crucial aspect, in fact: What on earth is a “ProTect”?
Your Pressing UNC Agent Investigation Questions, Answered
Holly: OK, what the hell? We have been covering this story since July, and I only just realized what ProTect Management is supposed to spell. This whole time I thought it was just an inexplicably dumb way of spelling Tech. This is all very upsetting.
Spencer: No, you just have an irrational resistance to stupid branding.
Holly: Seriously, though, how are we supposed to pronounce this? Does the extraneous T indicate two stressed syllables? Will Gary Wichard’s defense attorneys pronounce it like that in court?Spencer: Lemme leave a voicemail for you to show you how it sounds. Don’t answer your phone.
Holly: Wouldn’t dream of it.
Spencer: Message sent. You yell the last part. “Pro TEAAAAAACT ... management.”
Holly: OKAY, I GET IT.
Spencer: I had to make that clear.
Holly: “...management.”
Holly: This has been most enlightening.
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