Well, at least they didn’t give him a degree in English. You know what this means, right? This is just going to reinforce Lou Holtz and ESPN to keep staging those rancid “Dr. Lou” segments in the middle of our precious football games, while the fiery Coach Lou pep talks (HE USED TO DO MAGIC TRICKS, PEOPLE) recede into the foggy past. So wags the world away.
Lou Holtz’s Honorary Degree Dooms Nation To Ill-Conceived Halftime Segments
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