This is the Solid Verbal doing what they do: taking college football, and simply turning it into a North Korean propaganda video. No big deal. They do this like every week or so.
College Football In North Korea: Just As Entertaining As You Might Think It Is.
From the film it looks like The Dear Leader seems pretty adept at getting the ball to Justin Blackmon, which makes him sound an awful lot like former Oklahoma State offensive coordinator Dana Holgorsen, now the coach-in-waiting at West Virginia. Wait, wait: this sounds far too fishy.
Both now rule from mountain kingdoms, terrify their opponents with their weaponry, and have served in mentorship programs to get where they are. (Kim Jong-Il under his father, Kim Il-Sung, and Holgorsen under Gundy and Bill Stewart.) Both like to party, and both played wide receiver under Hal Mumme.*
I don’t want to start any rumors, but I’m pretty sure Dana Hologorsen is the doppelganger for Kim Jong-Il, or vice-versa. Should we ever need to win a war quickly against the North Koreans, deploy the coach to Kim’s bunker and wait for one of them to inevitable kill the other, since by rule a doppelganger must kill their other. Our money remains on Coach Holgorsen, since he is young, wily, and most likely bringing backup with him.
*This is not true.
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