Swallow all liquids you may be consuming before reading this: Alabama and Auburn’s Rivals sites are still fighting over whether or not anybody cheated to get Brent Calloway to sign with ... actually, at this point, we forget what team he’s actually on, but just go with us here:
It’s Alabama Vs. Auburn In The Brent Calloway (Internet) Fight Of The Century
Auburn: No, really, y'all TOTALLY CHEATED.
Alabama: NUH-UH, Y'ALL HATERS.
EDSBS: We cannot wait for the sting operation run by one Rivals site where they place a tub of money outside either Auburn or Alabama's locker room, put a sign that says "FREE BOOSTER MUNNY" on it, and then wait with digital camera for the magic to transpire.
Us: We would settle for somehow placing both websites in a terrarium and making them fight like tarantulas for our amusement. Go, tarantulas, go!
We are very super tired of hearing about Brent Calloway, is the point, and would like for a D-I starter to go rob a bank so we'll have something else to write about, but we would settle for finding another website to get in a fight with. We hear it's great for traffic. Also, wouldn't it be awesome if Brent Calloway turned out to be really bad at football?
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