This, TCU’s promo video for the 2011 college football season, is unequivocally terrifying. And it’s apparently running on television.
TCU Football’s 2011 Season Promo Video Is Insane, Will Make You Fear Frogs
For fun, let’s go through the thought process of the average YouTube viewer.
0:01: Aww, I forgot TCU stands for Texas Christian.
0:03: WAIT, DID ANDY DALTON WIN THE HEISMAN?
0:05: TCU was leaving the Mountain West, right?
0:08: ROSE BOWL BLING RING IS THE THING.
0:10: Michael Bay was underpaid for this.
0:14: That’s a weird earthquake, hitting Fort Worth and all.
0:16: (pauses, Googles) Ah, yeah, Davey O’Brien.
0:19: Oh, kingdom fits that whole Christian thing.
0:22: (pauses, listens to one minute of “Purple Rain,” then entirety of “When Doves Cry”)
0:27: LIGHTNING FROG TRAIN WHISTLE FOG HORN FROG HORN TORNADO CATATONIA.
0:30: (rocks self in corner)
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