Humans are not supposed to walk away from a collision with a bus and leave the bus worse for wear, so I guess that makes Austin Stewart of the Texas Tech Red Raiders an alien.
PHOTO: Texas Tech’s Austin Stewart Somehow Wins Collision With Bus
Stewart was involved in an accident on Texas Tech’s campus on Wednesday when, while riding his scooter, he collided with a bus, according to the Dallas Morning News. But the amazing thing is that Stewart is reportedly just fine, with only minor injuries, while the bus took a serious hit.
The lessons here are twofold:
1) Stewart is an alien lucky to have not been more seriously hurt, so practice safe scooting, kids;
2) If you are lucky enough to run into a bus with your scooter and inflict damage on the bus, try to make sure you have a person who will tweet that photo out to the world (with an, er, colorful caption) in your life, like fellow Red Raider and roommate Chris Payne.












