Everywhere we go on our many expensive travels throughout North America, we’re stopped and asked for our 2012 college football predictions.
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“We cannot give them to you yet,” we say, “as they are not ready.”
Now, friends, they are ready. A few of them, at least.
What follows are some Week 1 viewing recommendations, your weekly dose of USC naysaying, the search for an internet animal player to replace the Honey Badger, a review of our typically dead-on prophesies from last season, a Fulmer Cup projection, and a lady who can play the drums dressed up like a ninja. I saaaaaid “a lady who can play the drums dressed up like a ninja,” y’all!
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