A crushing loss, unbelievable disappointment, and one young child. ABC6 news in Philadelphia caught up with Sam Salvo, a boy whose Christmas present was tickets to the Eagles playoff game, and witnessed as everything went down in flames.
Young Eagles fan rips A.J. Brown and Kevin Patulo as only a Philly kid can
This young fan ripping the Eagles is a future Stephen A. Smith.
Not only did Sam recognize that he would have rather gotten coal in his stocking than witness that playoff loss, but he went on to rip A.J. Brown for his dropped passes in the Eagles’ loss to the 49ers, while calling for offensive coordinator Kevin Patulo to get a new job after another horrendous job organizing the offense.
“I also want Kevin Patulo flipping burgers at, like, the local McDonalds or something — I don’t care. Whenever he’s an offensive coordinator it’s like he’s flipping burgers. One side he’s cooking, one half he’s cooking, and the other half is completely raw.”
This might be one of the best descriptions of Patulo’s offense I’ve seen from anyone.
This is now Sam Salvo’s world, and we’re all living in it. Better remember this kid’s name now, because when The Opening Salvo w/ Sam Salvo is the hottest show on ESPN in 2035 we’ll point to this moment at the origin.
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