Vikings’ QB Depth Chart, Featuring Joe Webb And A Cast Of Dozens

Thanks to a couple of unfortunate injuries, the Vikings' supply of quarterbacks is running low. Over at SB Nation Minnesota, Christopher Gates submitted a list of five quarterbacks the Vikings should look into, including Fran Tarkenton and Jeff George.

1. Brett Favre - hand injury, doubtful to start Monday night.
2. Tarvaris Jackson - toe injury, on injured reserve.
3. Joe Webb - originally drafted as a wide receiver.
4. Patrick Ramsey - journeyman quarterback was signed on Wednesday.
5. Ryan Longwell - kicker, but was a back-up quarterback in high school. Threw a 16-yard touchdown pass in 2006.
   
6. Sidney Rice - receiver, but completed two passes for 94 yards in 2007.
7. Chris Kluwe - punter, but his sole career passing attempt was a 27-yard completion.
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56. JaMarcus Russell - free agent, claims to have watched an episode of MythBusters in which they proved that it was possible to throw a football
57. Daunte Culpepper - is now with the Sacramento Mountain Lions, which is probably a chapter for some firefighter's lodge or something
58. Jeff George - last played in 2001, but has said as recently as last year that he'd still like to play. He is 43 years old and has all his shots.
59. Steve DeBerg - No!
60. Cade McNown No!
61. Whoever plays the lead role of Jimmy Lights in the show "Friday Night Lights." I'm guessing he's a quarterback.
62. The person who tells the least funny joke about Brad Childress' baldness ("they should call you a bald eagle on account of you're bald!")
    
63. No quarterback; run all plays in wildcat formation
64. Request "all-time quarterback" format
65. Concede season by pressing "implode stadium" button - already did this
66. Jeff Garcia