Thousands of years from now, long after Monday night’s 45-3 victory by the Patriots, after the alien, nuclear and zombie holocausts (in that order), humanity will be gone. The only creatures left alive will be cockroaches, Joe Paterno and Donald Trump’s hair.
Patriots Beat Jets But Donald Trump’s Hair Beats Everything Else
BEHOLD!
How the cameraman saw that happening and ever turned his camera back to the game, I’ll never know. I whole-heartedly endorse the idea of Monday Night Trump Hair, in which we watch Donald Trump’s hair go through a series of wind tests, just to see what will happen. People can place objects next to or on top of it and we could all place bets on what would teeter over.
Never bet aganst Donald Trump’s hair, that much I do know.
H/T: Deadspin
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