Your Regularly Scheduled Reminder That Being A Pro Athlete Is Awesome

First Marshawn Lynch gets spotted eating Skittles on the sideline during a game:

Then this happens:

Skittles is offering Marshawn Lynch a 24-month free supply & a customized dispenser for his locker for last night’s exposure.

I don’t even like Skittles, but it’d be pretty awesome to have an endless supply of anything, let alone a “custom dispenser”. All because Marshawn Lynch ate like, 10 Skittles. Life is unfair.

And since we’re on the subject, here’s a photo of the Skittles machine they sent Derrick Rose.

Again, life is unfair.