America Agrees: The Black Eyed Peas Halftime Show Was Even Worse Than Expected

The Black Eyed Peas performance at halftime of Super Bowl XLV has inspired a lot of reactions, but even by any traditional standards for uproar, a nationwide backlash is pretty unprecedented. Nevertheless, click the graphic above and you will that in a poll by ESPN’s SportsNation (love you Beadle!), every single state in America gave the show a solid ‘F’.

Mind you, this is a country that can’t agree on anything. And yet... There you have it. The Black Eyed Peas were an unconditional failure according to the majority of every state in the union. It’s the musical equivalent of tear ga...OHMYGOD MAKE IT STOP

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