Brandon Marshall Really Needs To Clean Up His Make-Believe House

Thankfully, it turns out that Brandon Marshall's stab wound isn't a serious one and that the Dolphins wide receiver is expected to leave the hospital Saturday. However, when it was revealed that Marshall told police he simply slipped and fell on a broken vase, our own Joel Thorman was reminded of a similar scenario from 2008. In that incident, Marshall injured himself while wrestling with his brother, but claimed he slipped on a McDonald's bag.

So, even in Brandon Marshall's imagination, there are broken vases and McDonald's wrappers and stuff just lying around everywhere. Or maybe he actually does live in Caesar Augustus' dorm room.