Which, I think, is a fair rule of thumb.
ESPN Draws The Line At Saying ‘Circumcising Mosquitoes’ Three Times
I’d like to think that, upon the first utterance of “circumcising mosquitoes,” an ESPN intern was quickly dispatched to read the 800-page manual and find out if such a phrase is within the limits of good taste as ruled on by the good people of Disney. The intern was still searching when it was uttered a second time, causing panic and a small brush fire to spread throughout the control room. Finally, with just seconds before Michael Wilbon dared to say it a third time, they discovered to be very, very illegal and immoral and hit the dump button just in time.
What are the chances PETA issues a statement on barbarian practice of mosquito circumcisions tomorrow? 90%?
via Deadspin
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