On Thursday, Brian Floyd posted video from the NFL Network’s special on Patriots coach Bill Belichick, in which he spars verbally with Ravens wide receiver Derrick Mason:
Football Guys: Just Like 10 Minutes Of Derrick Mason Making Bill Belichick Feel Bad
The NFL Network’s documentary on Bill Belichick showed the head coach trading insults with Ravens receiver Derrick Mason. They showed the first five seconds or so. Here is the rest of it.
Plenty of F-bombs, plenty of animosity. Good clip. HOWEVER, I have learned that this incident between the two men was in fact heavily edited, and the following 10 minutes of the discourse were cut out entirely.
What follows is a chat room transcript of the remainder of their conversation.
| **Online Host** Welcome to Sideline Chat! | |
| Chick-Bel-I: hey just shut the f*** up |
| GiveMeBackMason: ok yeah i'll shut up after i say one thing |
| Chick-Bel-I: yes, what is that |
| GiveMeBackMason: you're wearing that sweatshirt like an asshole. who the s*** puts on a sweatshirt and rolls up the sleeves and just leaves it like that |
| GiveMeBackMason: god man, i mean, who even wears sweatshirts anymore |
| Chick-Bel-I: i think sweatshirts are neat |
| GiveMeBackMason: yes, Blanket: The Shirt, that's pretty neat, neat idea man |
| GiveMeBackMason: so what, what do you do when you go to bed like, since you wear your blanket as a shirt, do you have to go home and unbutton your f***in bed |
| Chick-Bel-I: no, why would i do that |
| GiveMeBackMason: that's the point man, that's the f***in' gist of what i'm sayin at you man, why the hell do you do any of that rolled up sweatshirt f***in sleeve s*** you do |
| GiveMeBackMason: most people like, "i'm going to put on some clothes this morning because i want to impress people and i want people to think i look nice" |
| GiveMeBackMason: you all like, "i guess i'll just empty all my wrinkled ass laundry out of my hamper and just roll around in it until some of these s***ty ass clothes get on top of me" |
| Chick-Bel-I: no i donnnnnnnn't |
| GiveMeBackMason: for real though, that is a real wrinkled ass sweatshirt i didn't even know you could wrinkle a sweatshirt |
| Chick-Bel-I: i don't know, i'm busy doing a bunch of stuff and i guess it just gets wrinkled |
| GiveMeBackMason: you slouch, man. can't be slouching, it puts wrinkles in your clothes. sit like you give a f***. |
| Chick-Bel-I: really? you think that's it? |
| GiveMeBackMason: pfffff hahaha no man i don't have any advice for your frump ass you slouch even when you stand up. how the f*** do you do that how do you slouch without a chair? you got an invisible chair? |
| Chick-Bel-I: oh um hmm /turns around |
| GiveMeBackMason: GOD WHAT IS YOUR DEAL, I WAS JOKING, YOU ARE STUPID AS F*** |
| Chick-Bel-I: oh i awww |
| GiveMeBackMason: seriously man, how did your doofus ass win three Super Bowls |
| Chick-Bel-I: through proper planning and hard work and |
| GiveMeBackMason: you're so busy planning why come your Jimmy Carter lookin' ass ain't plan the wrinkles out your f***ing shirt |
| GiveMeBackMason: kind of feeling like bobby kraft could have just put a sweater on a moving dolly and hid behind it as he rolled it around and said s*** like "good work guys, don't forget to play football, guys, remember to do fundamentals" |
| GiveMeBackMason: and the patriots would have won eight super bowls and three NBA championships and like 300 grocery store raffles and every damn xbox and ipod on the internet |
| GiveMeBackMason: there ain't no way you actually actively coach a team |
| Chick-Bel-I: yes i dooooooo |
| GiveMeBackMason: all right hold up, this is what i think happens -- ahahahaha |
| GiveMeBackMason: ok hold up, hold up, this... this is what happens when you give your locker room talk |
| GiveMeBackMason: you just stand your slouching ass up in front of the team, everyone's quiet, and you just take a thing of yogurt out of where your sweatshirt |
| Chick-Bel-I: that isn't where i store my yogurts |
| GiveMeBackMason: SHUT THE F**** UP I AM TELLING A STORY |
| Chick-Bel-I: ok |
| GiveMeBackMason: right now you're my grandson and your grandson ass is sittin on my knee and i'm smoking a pipe and telling you about candy being cheap and wars and s***, you got that, you gonna shut the f*** up |
| Chick-Bel-I: ok yes i'm sorry |
| GiveMeBackMason: alright so your peanut farmer ass takes some dannon out your shirt it's that fruit on the bottom s***, you know, where you gotta mix it up before you eat it |
| Chick-Bel-I: yes, i have been a loyal dannon customer for over 40 years in fact i hold a membership to the dannon yogurt club, which entitles me to special discounts and |
| GiveMeBackMason: you MOTHER F***ER, shut your STUPID HABITAT FOR HUMANITY ASS UP, i am trying to tell a story and you want to start sayin going on about some yogurt gang you're in or some s**** |
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| Chick-Bel-I: sorry |
| GiveMeBackMason: right? all right wait seriously, what is the Dannon Yogurt Club, how does that even work |
| Chick-Bel-I: well it |
| GiveMeBackMason: nevermind i just do not give a f*** at all so yeah you got a dannon "fruit on the bottom" cup, but you don't mix it up |
| GiveMeBackMason: you just pick out the fruit, piece by piece, and throw it on the floor |
| GiveMeBackMason: then all you have left in the cup is the curdled yogurt and that foul ass liquid plasma-like s*** it's floating around in |
| GiveMeBackMason: you slurp it real loud and it's the the loudest sound in the room, in fact it's the only sound in the room, and you take a real long time to do that, and while you're doing that everyone in the room just silently gets up and leaves |
| GiveMeBackMason: team comes back in for halftime, they find you asleep on the floor in the exact spot you were standing tons of yogurt just all over your face and down your shirt and s*** |
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| Chick-Bel-I: none of that happened shut uppppppp |
| GiveMeBackMason: oh hold up, not done talking about your sweatshirt |
| GiveMeBackMason: you can't really iron a sweatshirt, can you? i mean, you can, seems like it would be dumb though |
| GiveMeBackMason: i'd say just check the tag, but the tag probably wouldn't help you out |
| GiveMeBackMason: tag would just say "listen man, as evidenced by the fact that you bought this sweatshirt, you obviously wouldn't ever give enough of a f*** to read washing instructions. i mean, you bought a damn SWEATSHIRT, you prolly can't even read" |
| GiveMeBackMason: rest of the tag is just Blues Traveler lyrics |
| Chick-Bel-I: SCOREBOARD |
| GiveMeBackMason: ... |
| GiveMeBackMason: hey man |
| GiveMeBackMason: hey man there's just no need for that |
Football Guys is a spinoff of The Dugout, a baseball-oriented series of cussy chat room conversations created in 2004 by Jon Bois, Brandon Stroud, and Nick Dallamora. You can read the latest installments of The Dugout at With Leather.
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