Arian Foster bought Houston's offensive linemen Segways for the holidays, eschewing the usual gold watches and steak dinners stars usually buy for the grunts in the trenches.
‘Hood Santa’ buys the Texans OL Segways
The Texans just got a little more swag.
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"Anytime I give a gift, I always try to give somebody something thoughtful," Foster said on Wednesday afternoon. "A couple of guys like Chris Myers and D-Brown and Wade Smith, they're always getting on me about riding my Segway, saying, ‘You can't walk? You're too good to walk?' And I'm like, ‘No, man. I would just rather ride wheels.'"
While explaining the gift to the press on Wednesday, Foster also demanded to be called “Hood Santa” by the reporters in the locker room.
Earlier this week, “Hood Santa” hung out with some dudes in ironically airbrushed t-shirts from 4chan.
We had a great time, bro. RT @jforsett: Note to self never go to the mall with @arianfoster again!! Lol
— Arian Foster (@ArianFoster) December 17, 2012
