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Greg Jennings is afraid of the football

Is this the drop of the week?

James Dator
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.

Halloween was two months ago, but a football is still a very scary thing. Pointy at both ends, thrown at a player with velocity -- rifled at them no less, with the spinning motion that conjures images of horror movies. Your quarterback is endorses an insurance company no less, foreshadowing possible injury and disaster. You can blame Greg Jennings for being scared of the ball.

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If you’ve ever had that moment camping where you’re sure there’s a spider on you, only to find out it was a sock -- then you know what Greg Jennings is going through. It’s okay Greg, it looks like Minnesota will put you out of your misery soon.

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