Percy Harvin is out for the season. Adrian Peterson did not practice on Thursday. The 6-6 Minnesota Vikings need all the assistance available to beat the visiting Chicago Bears this week and keep the team's playoff hopes alive. Linebacker Chad Greenway even called in a solid from the fans.
Chad Greenway has some advice for Vikings fans
Stick to the hard stuff, says the Vikings linebacker.


”We have to play accordingly and our fans have to show up accordingly, which we know they will. Hopefully, they’re super- duper drunk. ... So drink liquor, not beer.
“Yeah, I would say morning drinking. Why not? You could pull an all-nighter. Then you’d have the drunk, tired guys who will really be obnoxious.”
Everyone knows the liquor not beer thing. Fortunately, football fans in the North Country have a deep, abiding love for flavored schnapps too.
Some other suggestions would include:
- Giving blood first
- Skipping breakfast
- Using a funnel
- Other suggestions?











