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Come Fan with UsWednesday, June 24, 2026

If There Were Butter On That Football, Alshon Jeffery Might Eat It

Okay so maybe Alshon hasn’t been training as hard as he needs to this winter:

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↵For a guy projected as a potential top five pick when he declared, those numbers are not ideal. Even so—from here on out, we should all be rooting for Alshon Jeffery. Because there’s nothing funnier than a chubby receiver, especially if said receiver still looks totally incredible sometimes.

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↵UPDATE: Those numbers were from January, not today. But if you’d like to continue imagining Alshon Jeffery salivating over a warm buttered football... Hey, it’s a free country.

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