RGIII, Eli & hot takes for all!
Giants vs. Redskins, Week 13, Live coverage
Join SB Nation’s NFL editorial crew for live analysis, a few jokes, some GIFs and plenty of fun!


Stephen White [11:23 PM]:
Thanks for coming out, good night
Matt Ufford [11:23 PM]:
Garcon looking downright Kyle Williamsesque/Davon Bessy.
Ryan Nanni [11:23 PM]:
Goddamn replacement refs.
Stephen White [11:22 PM]:
Garcon had a night to forget
jokastrength [11:22 PM]:
sour
Matt Ufford [11:22 PM]:
@sgw94 I want OT, but only because I’m an insomniac and I hate feeling lonely.
Mark Ennis [11:22 PM]:
lol
Stephen White [11:22 PM]:
Shenanigans
Ryan Nanni [11:21 PM]:
Lord, that was a ROPE. And another drop because RGIII CAN’T LEAD ’EM.
Stephen White [11:21 PM]:
Fred Davis got nailed, gotta hold on to that one though
Stephen White [11:18 PM]:
@mattufford since they didn’t score a TD and only a FG Im gonna go with OT….unfortunately lol
Mark Ennis [11:17 PM]:
The Redskins should fire Brent Pease.
Stephen White [11:17 PM]:
WTF is going on with Washington’s receivers?
Matt Ufford [11:16 PM]:
@sgw94 overtime or fat lady? WHICH IS IT WHITE?
Stephen White [11:16 PM]:
Another throw, another drop
Stephen White [11:14 PM]:
Seven point game, I smell overtime
Mark Ennis [11:13 PM]:
What the hell is Collinsworth talking about? There were two more guys in position to make the tackle short of the first down line.
Ryan Nanni [11:11 PM]:
“Somehow the Giants have just refused to quit.” Yeah, way to beat the Vikings, Raiders, and headless Packers.
Stephen White [11:10 PM]:
After that Cruz catch for a first down an obese woman is warming up her vocal chords
Stephen White [11:06 PM]:
Looked like he got the first to me with the reach at the end
Ryan Nanni [11:05 PM]:
3rd and 1 with the lead late and you’re passing? TANKERS.
Stephen White [11:05 PM]:
Randle trying his best to give Coughlin a coronary
Stephen White [11:01 PM]:
RGIII is antsy in the pocket now. Bouncing around and sailing his passes
Matt Ufford [11:00 PM]:
I’m still watching this because I have an outside chance of winning my fantasy matchup if Andre Brown can score 2-3 more touchdowns.
Stephen White [11:00 PM]:
Oh man this is getting sooooo ugly
Stephen White [11:00 PM]:
Maybe block Tuck. Maybe.
Ryan Nanni [10:59 PM]:
@Clefo THEY ALREADY BURNED ME TODAY.
Charlie Gebow [10:57 PM]:
@Run Home Jack The Vikings mantle can still be passed on
Ryan Nanni [10:56 PM]:
I understand that one team has to win this game, but I also don’t understand.
Mark Ennis [10:55 PM]:
If the Redskins lose this game, the Rams would be sitting with the No. 2 pick in 2014 based on current strength of schedule.
— Chris Burke (@ChrisBurke_SI) December 2, 2013
jokastrength [10:55 PM]:
They send everyone… Giants blocked none of them.
Stephen White [10:54 PM]:
Jail break. Gotta throw that one away
Stephen White [10:53 PM]:
Nice pass by Eli to Cruz under pressure to convert on third down
Stephen White [10:52 PM]:
Eli with the YOLO pass into coverage
Ryan Nanni [10:50 PM]:
@mattufford Only for Ben Roethlisberger, because he’s made of pork ribs and scrap metal.
Raymie Humbert [10:50 PM]:
@Celebrity Hot Tub: RGIII’s RUN OFFENSE fell!
Matt Ufford [10:49 PM]:
@Run Home Jack Could’ve sworn that would work against a DE
Stephen White [10:49 PM]:
Ugly series for Washington
Mark Ennis [10:49 PM]:
RG3 & out
Ryan Nanni [10:48 PM]:
RGIII tries STIFFARM! It’s not very effective!
Stephen White [10:48 PM]:
That’s not new
Stephen White [10:47 PM]:
Polumbus just quit smh
Mark Ennis [10:47 PM]:
That was the most kick ass blitz pickup you’ll ever see. Morris crushed his man
Ryan Van Bibber [10:45 PM]:
@Run Home Jack Go Giants!
Ryan Nanni [10:44 PM]:
I mean, St. Louis is pretty pumped about this season for Washington.
Charlie Gebow [10:44 PM]:
@Mark Ennis Outside chance that two of them do.
Mark Ennis [10:44 PM]:
Somebody from this division is gonna make the playoffs.
Stephen White [10:43 PM]:
Get ready for some narratives one way or another based on if RGIII can get the offense in the endzone again
Stephen White [10:40 PM]:
Can’t see his knees from that angle
Mark Ennis [10:39 PM]:
Cofield got held like a mother on that play.
Stephen White [10:38 PM]:
Almost in. Man that was close
Ryan Nanni [10:36 PM]:
@Mark Ennis And Animal Control won’t return your calls.
Stephen White [10:35 PM]:
Jim Haslett is teflon baby
Mark Ennis [10:34 PM]:
This is a classic NFC Big East matchup.
Ryan Nanni [10:33 PM]:
DERPLE RAIN, DERPLE RAIN
Stephen White [10:33 PM]:
deeeeeeeeeerp
Mark Ennis [10:33 PM]:
@Run Home Jack You feed Tom Coughlin one time and suddenly he’s sleeping on your back porch.
Stephen White [10:33 PM]:
Tuck much better rushing inside
Ryan Nanni [10:29 PM]:
Feels sort of like Washington’s let the Giants hang around too long, but then again it’s just the Giants.
Stephen White [10:28 PM]:
Orakpo again
King in Canada [10:28 PM]:
if AJ Mccarron can do it
Stephen White [10:28 PM]:
Watch the Giants score on a long bomb out of nowhere or something
Stephen White [10:26 PM]:
Nice form there Pierre
Ryan Van Bibber [10:25 PM]:

Ryan Van Bibber [10:25 PM]:
DAS BOOT
Ryan Nanni [10:24 PM]:
You just knew an NFC East game couldn’t go a full 60 without getting stupid.
Mark Ennis [10:23 PM]:
Garçon could be the starting kicker at Alabama
— Daniel Jeremiah (@MoveTheSticks) December 2, 2013
Rodger Sherman [10:22 PM]:
#Garcon4RedskinsKicker
Stephen White [10:22 PM]:
He almost duffed that kick too. Washington up three after the FG
Stephen White [10:21 PM]:
This game is turning into the derp fest I expected from the outset
Mark Ennis [10:21 PM]:
Classic battle of who wants it more. “You want it more.” “NO! YOU WANT IT MORE!”
Stephen White [10:20 PM]:
Derp
Stephen White [10:19 PM]:
Im not a fan of this triple option so far tonight
Ryan Nanni [10:19 PM]:
Eli’s sad flounce is my favorite.
King in Canada [10:19 PM]:
“Eli’s year in a nutshell” from broadcaster, I concur
Stephen White [10:18 PM]:
The head hunter makes a play on the ball. Imagine that
King in Canada [10:18 PM]:
yep..
Ryan Van Bibber [10:17 PM]:
Norv Turner with the Starter jacket!
Ryan Nanni [10:16 PM]:
I tell you what, if I owned an NFL team I wouldn’t be wearing a shirt and tie to the game. Throwback Penny Hardaway jersey and shorts. THAT’S WHAT’S UP.
James Dator [10:16 PM]:
Tonight I learned Daniel Snyder has a Casio watch that’s Redskins colors
Mark Ennis [10:16 PM]:
Joe Gibbs’ trucker hat game was strong.
Ryan Nanni [10:13 PM]:
You derpin’ like crazy here, Washington.
Ryan Nanni [10:13 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman MAGIC
Stephen White [10:12 PM]:
Now penalties might save them
Rodger Sherman [10:12 PM]:
@Run Home Jack both!
Ryan Nanni [10:11 PM]:
Holding on the outside there? Or late hit?
Stephen White [10:11 PM]:
Look like the dam might be about to break on the Giants defense
James Dator [10:09 PM]:
Now up to 10
James Dator [10:09 PM]:
RGIII has eight carries tonight, season high is 11.
Mark Ennis [10:09 PM]:
I have winced as Griffin runs out of bounds a hundred times tonight. Washington needs to install bumper pads on the sidelines or something.
James Dator [10:06 PM]:
My wife is watching “Christmas Vacation” in the other room. It’s serving as a perfect accompaniment to this game.
mattw [10:04 PM]:
@sgw94 i hope you get a chance to maybe rewatch some of it over this week. i found it ridiculous as they seemed to be doing it without regard to down or distance. it also seemed to not kill them…so… but yea would love to know you’re opinion
Ryan Nanni [10:03 PM]:
@Ryan Van Bibber Roll Liberal Arts!
Ryan Van Bibber [10:02 PM]:
no, THREE. one incompletion for RGIII & two for Eli. Stupid subtraction problems.
Stephen White [10:02 PM]:
Nice pass to Nicks
Ryan Van Bibber [10:02 PM]:
two for each guy
Ryan Van Bibber [10:02 PM]:
Both QBs have a total of 4 incompletions between them
James Dator [9:55 PM]:
It’s nice to see Jon Beason playing great ball for the NYG. Didn’t have a place in Carolina post-Kuechly, but an impact player after his injury
Stephen White [9:54 PM]:
@mattw I didn’t see it and truthfully I would need to actually see it to make a judgement on it.
Ryan Van Bibber [9:53 PM]:
Ryan Nanni [9:53 PM]:
Why does NBC keep presenting these Toyota commercials like they’re part of a damn miniseries?
mattw [9:47 PM]:
stephen, don’t know if you saw the eagles game but they had barwin and/or cole out there jamming fitz depending on which side he lined up…what do you think of that?
Stephen White [9:46 PM]:
S. M. D. H.
Mark Ennis [9:46 PM]:
He pulled up kinda gimpy didn’t he?
mattw [9:46 PM]:
kiwanuka out there playing db
Charlie Gebow [9:46 PM]:
One second left near the end of a half? This always ends well for th eoffensive team
Stephen White [9:46 PM]:
No idea the point of this drive or why Helu didn’t go out of bounds but whatever
Ryan Nanni [9:46 PM]:
This week has had so many plays at the end of a half with 1 second, because TWIST THE KNIFE IN BAMA
Ryan Nanni [9:44 PM]:
This is a…confusing possession.
Mark Ennis [9:43 PM]:
Man RG3 had him. Throw the ball.
Stephen White [9:43 PM]:
Take a knee man.
Stephen White [9:42 PM]:
Fat guy kick return. Spin move!
Stephen White [9:40 PM]:
And there it is. Eli to Myers up the seam to tie the game with 35 seconds left on the clock.
Ryan Nanni [9:40 PM]:
| 2nd | 0:35 |
| GIANTS | 14 |
| PUT KIRK COUSINS IN AT LINEBACKER | 14 |
Stephen White [9:38 PM]:
If the Giants score a TD on this drive I have a feeling we are in for overtime later
Ryan Van Bibber [9:37 PM]:
What was the O/U on this game? WIth these two defenses, it’s gotta be like 61
Stephen White [9:37 PM]:
A struggle ensued and the man was eventually taken to the hospital and died. Police say there was no obvious cause of death…
— Robert Klemko (@RobertKlemko) December 2, 2013
Stephen White [9:36 PM]:
Police say a man was killed after 5pm following a struggle in Chiefs Lot A. A white male in his mid20s was in a car when the owner arrived.
— Robert Klemko (@RobertKlemko) December 2, 2013
Stephen White [9:36 PM]:
Here's what I can report on the man who died after a struggle in the Kansas City Chiefs parking lot…
— Robert Klemko (@RobertKlemko) December 2, 2013
Mark Ennis [9:35 PM]:
TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS
Ryan Van Bibber [9:35 PM]:
NICKS LIVES!
Stephen White [9:35 PM]:
@Run Home Jack NO EXCUSES!!!
Rodger Sherman [9:33 PM]:
@sgw94 I love it in that it’s so, so, stupidly old school, but if my team ever ran one I would start foaming at the mouth
Ryan Nanni [9:31 PM]:
@sgw94 It was on the first Madden screen and I was running out of time!
Stephen White [9:31 PM]:
Cruz sighting
Mark Ennis [9:31 PM]:
@sgw94 that’s how I feel about tunnel screens.
Stephen White [9:31 PM]:
All the plays in your playbook and you run fullback dive. Get. Out.
Stephen White [9:30 PM]:
I hate fullback dive and hope it never prospers. Ever
Ryan Nanni [9:29 PM]:
FAAAAAKE IT
Stephen White [9:29 PM]:
Giants stay back on the fake trick play and the deep ball from RGIII falls incomplete
Chaps McNealy [9:27 PM]:
The Gus Bradley post game speech is up. You can watch it now, guys.
Stephen White [9:26 PM]:
Giants can’t get anything going and have to punt. Eli definitely should have waited for someone to get open deep rather than try to run for the first there
Ryan Nanni [9:26 PM]:
@Mark Ennis Is this “Katniss?” 
Stephen White [9:26 PM]:
Funny how you don’t hear many people bring up the fact that the Giants let Marty B walk after a pretty good year last year. Id say this offense could use him.
Jordan Schoon [9:26 PM]:
@ChapsMcNealy matches up pretty well
Mark Ennis [9:25 PM]:
You know who hasn’t read Catching Fire? Bud Elliott.
Chaps McNealy [9:23 PM]:
Do you guys read much Young Adult fiction? Wondering if Catching Fire matches up with the book.
Stephen White [9:22 PM]:
Yes, RGIII should definitely just wait around for the Giants pass rush to catch up to him when he scrambles and everybody is covered deep. Just wait. I’m sure that will work out fine.
Stephen White [9:21 PM]:
Beason with another good play
Stephen White [9:20 PM]:
Can’t boo RGIII sliding if you claim he takes too many hits. Fans are so fickle lol
Ryan Nanni [9:20 PM]:
Well, I guess “sit down” is one option.
Stephen White [9:16 PM]:
And it worked. Brown in for the TD run from about 25 yards out. Washington better get right cuz nothing is easier than turning around and handing it off
Chaps McNealy [9:16 PM]:
I think that touchdown stands on the automatic review. We will see. It’s close.
Mark Ennis [9:16 PM]:
The imaginary guy that tackled RG3 tackled better than Washington on that drive.
Stephen White [9:15 PM]:
Evidently the Giants are playing without WRs at the moment. Or something
Stephen White [9:14 PM]:
Theres that Washington defense we are used to seeing
Matthew Kenerly [9:12 PM]:
Jon Bois has a winner already
Stephen White [9:12 PM]:
He heard footsteps. Gotta catch the ball first son
Ryan Van Bibber [9:11 PM]:

Mark Ennis [9:11 PM]:
@Ryan Van Bibber WHAT TOOK SO LONG
Ryan Nanni [9:11 PM]:
@Ryan Van Bibber Auburn.
Ryan Van Bibber [9:10 PM]:
what are people going to freak out about this week if RGIII plays this well all game?
Raymie Humbert [9:10 PM]:
I just want Andre Brown to be put in a cage where he can’t run anywhere
Chaps McNealy [9:09 PM]:
Look, Im no wine expert but the finish on this wine with a yogurt style topper is AMAZING.
Matthew Kenerly [9:09 PM]:
@ChapsMcNealy Shark Tank is the best.
Stephen White [9:08 PM]:
RGIII on fire to start the game. 12 for 12 and Washington now up 14-0. Damontre Moore meet Trent Williams. Its a whole new world from college
Chaps McNealy [9:08 PM]:
@matthew_k YEP
Chaps McNealy [9:08 PM]:
@Run Home Jack Sort of. The bottle from earlier is gone. This is like a CapriSun sized wine. I found it under my daughter’s lunchable.
Rodger Sherman [9:08 PM]:
@Run Home Jack its a box of franzia.
Matthew Kenerly [9:07 PM]:
@ChapsMcNealy Copa de Vino!
Ryan Nanni [9:07 PM]:
@ChapsMcNealy you mean a bottle?
Stephen White [9:07 PM]:
I just don’t believe Fred Davis has played sparingly because he has been late or missed meetings. He is too good, there is something else going on there.
Chaps McNealy [9:06 PM]:
Im having an individually sized wine tonight. It’s very delicious and elegant. I saw it first on Shark Tank with Mark Cuban.
Stephen White [9:06 PM]:
Ouch. RGIII will feel that in the morning.
Stephen White [9:05 PM]:
I played one year with Santana in NY….in 2002. And he’s still ballin
Ryan Van Bibber [9:05 PM]:
#nyg Giants blitz, get nowhere near RGIII, first down Redskins. Business as usual.
— Ed Valentine (@bigblueview) December 2, 2013
Stephen White [9:05 PM]:
Nice catch of a low pass by Santana Moss. That guy just hasn’t slowed down at all it seems
Ryan Nanni [9:02 PM]:
(That’s bad, I think. Go Gators.)
Ryan Nanni [9:02 PM]:
First quarter done, Washington has outgained New York 95 yards to 5.
Chaps McNealy [9:00 PM]:
I disagree @stephenwhite they have them right where they want em. Giants lull you to sleep and then boom. Super Bowl.
Stephen White [8:58 PM]:
Giants with another three and out. They just don’t look good right now on offense
Stephen White [8:54 PM]:
Griffin was looking of safeties last year, him scanning the field is nothing new. Whats new is some analysts noticing it
Charlie Gebow [8:52 PM]:
@ChapsMcNealy It’s Nature vs. Nurture there, really
Stephen White [8:52 PM]:
Giants are lining up a full yard off the ball to play the run I guess. Not sure how that helps. Its an old college tactic to play option teams
Chaps McNealy [8:52 PM]:
Who has the ability to have a more red face, Tom or Mike? I say Mike but that’s because I know the truth.
Mark Ennis [8:52 PM]:
Does anyone else think RG3 squats a little too low when he sets his feet in the pocket?
Stephen White [8:51 PM]:
No idea what RGIII was thinking. He can’t just keep talking about not taking hits, he actually has to start changing his play some
Matthew Kenerly [8:51 PM]:
How many Washington fans do you think were screaming at their TVs about RG3 throwing a block right there?
Stephen White [8:50 PM]:
Interesting that the Giants were lined up so far off the line on first down.
Mark Ennis [8:50 PM]:
Griffin got blasted trying to block for that reverse.
Ryan Nanni [8:48 PM]:
@ChapsMcNealy Meep Meep Millions is gonna be HUGE.
Stephen White [8:47 PM]:
Quietly Orakpo is having a nice comeback year in fact. Has 7.5 sacks now I believe
Chaps McNealy [8:47 PM]:
Am I the only one that is looking forward to the long awaited UTSA SBnation site? Cant wait.
Stephen White [8:46 PM]:
Orakpo with the sack. He hasn’t lost a step after being injured most of last year
Ryan Nanni [8:44 PM]:
Brandon Weeden has to have a vested pension by now.
Chaps McNealy [8:44 PM]:
Also, I always watch Sky Sports illegal streams because the NFL with a British accent is absolutely adorable.
Chaps McNealy [8:42 PM]:
I could not agree more. Some have said that the Jaguars/Browns game supplanted the Iron Bowl as Alabama’s biggest loss this week.
Ryan Van Bibber [8:41 PM]:
@ChapsMcNealy it might be advisable at some point for NBC just to replay the JAX/CLE game
Stephen White [8:41 PM]:
This game might be a shootout. Id actually prefer that all things considered lol
Ryan Nanni [8:40 PM]:
| 1st | 7:54 |
| WASHINGTON | 7 |
| WE’RE PAYING ELI HOW MUCH? | 0 |
Chaps McNealy [8:40 PM]:
When do the Jaguars play tonight?
Stephen White [8:40 PM]:
Didn’t need three however as Morris dives in from the plus one
Ryan Van Bibber [8:40 PM]:
Alfred Morris for the TD
Stephen White [8:39 PM]:
Id run it all three downs if need be. Make a statement
Mark Ennis [8:39 PM]:
Tom Coughlin is gonna look so weird coaching UConn next year.
Stephen White [8:39 PM]:
Moore is 98 by the way. With JPP out they really need the rookie to step up. He hasn’t played much so far in the regular season but I loved him at aTm
Ryan Nanni [8:38 PM]:
So this is not a particularly great start for the Giants.
Mark Ennis [8:38 PM]:
SQUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDD (Hi, guys)
Ryan Nanni [8:38 PM]:
CHAAAAAAPS WHERE ARE YOU
Stephen White [8:37 PM]:
Bout time they started using Davis again
Ryan Van Bibber [8:37 PM]:
Is Uncle Chaps here?
Ryan Nanni [8:37 PM]:
Do you think Mike Shanahan ever looks at Kyle’s pasty complexion and thinks “that boy is not mine?”
Stephen White [8:36 PM]:
Good accuracy so far from RGIII, picking the Giants apart
Stephen White [8:35 PM]:
Acquiring Beason was a really smart move by NY, he can still play
Ryan Van Bibber [8:35 PM]:
there you go. nice throw from RGIII
Stephen White [8:34 PM]:
Man that was a terrible ending to that QB sneak for Griffin but hey he got the first lol
Ryan Nanni [8:34 PM]:
That’s a slightly generous spot but I think he got it.
Stephen White [8:33 PM]:
Kiwi with some pressure but RGIII completes it just short of the first
Ryan Nanni [8:33 PM]:
Shanahan already has to make a tough decision? Worst holiday weekend ever.
Stephen White [8:33 PM]:
I think Damontre Moore should get some burn tonight so lets see if he gets some pass rush
Stephen White [8:31 PM]:
Washington up first on offense so get ready for some RGIII psycoanalysis!
Ryan Nanni [8:31 PM]:
Nothing has gone badly for either team. “But it’s only one kickoff,” you say. STILL.
Ryan Van Bibber [8:27 PM]:
trying to get more info now
Ryan Van Bibber [8:27 PM]:
Detectives investigating a homicide at Arrowhead Stadium. Two suspects in custody. Will update as info becomes available.
— chiefforte (@ChiefForte) December 2, 2013
Ryan Van Bibber [8:23 PM]:
Howdy football fans!
Stephen White [8:23 PM]:
Well this should be interesting, good evening football fans!


















