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calling it a night here, folks
eightyseven [11:55 PM]:
@Ryan Van Bibber more douchy/effective if imposed on the replacementrefsTD.gif
Ryan Van Bibber [11:53 PM]:
Charlie Gebow [11:51 PM]:
This whole thing has been a ploy by Pete Carroll to prove that Drew Brees is a lizard person, right?
Brandon ‘B G’ Garner [11:51 PM]:
@King in Canada yeah I hated to see that… but great performance from SEA…
King in Canada [11:50 PM]:
tough luck about that consecutive passing record
eightyseven [11:47 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman It’s okay you can make it up to me later. 1/300
Rodger Sherman [11:45 PM]:
@eightyseven sorry it looks like all we had is whole wheat
Brandon ‘B G’ Garner [11:45 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman LMAO
Rodger Sherman [11:44 PM]:
Stephen White [11:44 PM]:
Vaccaro is going to be sooooo good in the years to come. Fearless
eightyseven [11:43 PM]:
@Clay Wendler CHRISTMAS er holiday NINJA
Stephen White [11:43 PM]:
Nothing you hate more at this point in the game when its cold and rainy than to have a team run Power O at you. Demoralizing
Clay Wendler [11:42 PM]:
Stephen White [11:42 PM]:
Power O
Matt Ufford [11:42 PM]:
Ah, the “Stanford” formation.
King in Canada [11:40 PM]:
great choice in head ref for this one, yikes if SNF amd MNF were swapped
Ryan Van Bibber [11:39 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman this season’s most criminally underused hashtag
Matt Ufford [11:39 PM]:
@eightyseven [applause]
eightyseven [11:39 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman I’ll forgive you if you make me a sandwich.
Rodger Sherman [11:37 PM]:
#MCCOWNTOWN
Ryan Nanni [11:36 PM]:
ALL MCCOWN EVERYTHING
eightyseven [11:35 PM]:
No freak injuries per-lease
Stephen White [11:34 PM]:
Of course the Seahawks are tripping keeping Wilson in too. For why?!
eightyseven [11:33 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman brb changing my name to “girlslikesports2” /gross
Rodger Sherman [11:32 PM]:
@eightyseven sorry, its just i have so many male friends named “eightyseven”
eightyseven [11:32 PM]:
@mattufford Good I was getting ready to take the earrings off.
Stephen White [11:32 PM]:
@Ryan Van Bibber exactly!
Matt Ufford [11:30 PM]:
@eightyseven Er, those all-caps were meant for Rodger.
Stephen White [11:30 PM]:
If Brees takes another snap tonight the Saints are asking for trouble
Ryan Van Bibber [11:30 PM]:
@sgw94 and they have no need to rush him back until then with their schedule
eightyseven [11:30 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman And I can’t find the .gif it’s more poetic
Matt Ufford [11:30 PM]:
@eightyseven GET THAT MALE-NORMATIVE SHIT OUTTA HERE
Mark Ennis [11:30 PM]:
@sgw94 strike up the band.
Stephen White [11:30 PM]:
Mike Bennett. Thanks Mark Dominik smh
Brandon ‘B G’ Garner [11:29 PM]:
@sgw94 I just hopes that he can actually get right… seems like there’s always a setback with him
eightyseven [11:29 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman Ms.
Stephen White [11:28 PM]:
The Seahawks did this tonight without Harvin. Imagine if his hip is healthy by the time the playoffs start.
eightyseven [11:28 PM]:
@Run Home Jack I DO CODING FOR FUN THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING wait that is just as embarrassing
Rodger Sherman [11:28 PM]:
that is what mr. 87 wanted
Rodger Sherman [11:28 PM]:
Brandon ‘B G’ Garner [11:27 PM]:
it will suffice, someone has to make a rage comic based on that one sooner or later..
Mark Ennis [11:27 PM]:
Saints can’t even get a screen pass off cleanly.
Charlie Gebow [11:26 PM]:
@eightyseven I believe just the URL will suffice
Ryan Nanni [11:26 PM]:
@eightyseven I believe in you!
eightyseven [11:26 PM]:
:( hiding now
eightyseven [11:26 PM]:
<img src=“”“ src=“https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BWfovgKCUAAGnNe.png”/>”> I can’t post things fail
eightyseven [11:25 PM]:
Never forget <img src=“”“ src=“https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BWfovgKCUAAGnNe.png”/>”>
Ryan Van Bibber [11:24 PM]:
Super Bowl MVP: El Nino
Brandon ‘B G’ Garner [11:24 PM]:
@Mark Ennis yea i agree with him and whoever it was that said Wilson should come out… its over..
Stephen White [11:23 PM]:
If by bump in the road you mean “arse kicking” then I agree, Gruden
jokastrength [11:22 PM]:
Ryan- think that line will be too far in Seattle’s favor? or are they really this insanely good.
Mark Ennis [11:22 PM]:
Sean Payton needs to start thinking about pulling Drew Brees. This one is over.
— Jeff Duncan (@JeffDuncan_) December 3, 2013
Brandon ‘B G’ Garner [11:21 PM]:
@Ryan Van Bibber Game of the Week candidate???
Ryan Van Bibber [11:21 PM]:
thinking ahead a little, Seahawks are in San Francisco next week
Brandon ‘B G’ Garner [11:19 PM]:
@Clay Wendler Yes you are certainly correct. He most definitely tried to do something very stupid there.
Stephen White [11:19 PM]:
Not saying the replacements are playing to Browners level, but this aint no Cooper in KC situation so far thats for sure.
Mark Ennis [11:18 PM]:
@Clay Wendler is it a subtitle when it’s above the guy speaking?
Ryan Van Bibber [11:18 PM]:
@Mark Ennis the Saints have had three plays of 10 yards or more
Rodger Sherman [11:17 PM]:
@Mark Ennis same thing for russell wilson, but, you know, the opposite
Matt Ufford [11:17 PM]:
Maxwell got hops
Mark Ennis [11:16 PM]:
When Brees lets it go I just assume it will be broken up/
Clay Wendler [11:16 PM]:
King in Canada [11:15 PM]:
yea noticed that
Clay Wendler [11:14 PM]:
did graham just run backwards trying to run someone over?
Stephen White [11:12 PM]:
Nobody, I don’t care what they say publicly, NOBODY wants to go to Seattle in the playoffs. Doesn’t look like they will have a choice though.
Ryan Van Bibber [11:10 PM]:
Nothing better on Twitter than when somebody says, "I hate to agree with him, but Prisco is right." Why do you hate it?
— Pete Prisco (@PriscoCBS) December 3, 2013
Stephen White [11:08 PM]:
These Seahawks dudes are getting off the ball like crazy. Im not sure that was an offsides either
Ryan Nanni [11:07 PM]:
Ryan Van Bibber [11:07 PM]:
Seattle’s defense plays like its own living organism. There’s nothing like it.
Stephen White [11:07 PM]:
Not sure Russ needs to be in there much longer either
Rodger Sherman [11:02 PM]:
oh, come on, refs. let russell have that illegal forward pass.
Brandon ‘B G’ Garner [11:02 PM]:
@Run Home Jack lol true… an epiphany of sorts.. huh…
Ryan Nanni [11:01 PM]:
@Mark Ennis It’s like he started a Grinch costume and then said “WAIT I KNOW!”
Clay Wendler [11:01 PM]:
are you saying seahulk resembles wilford brimley?
Mark Ennis [11:00 PM]:
DIABEETUS 
Ryan Nanni [11:00 PM]:
This is what they get for releasing Chase Daniel.
Raymie Humbert [11:00 PM]:
Man, Russell is making a case for me to bench Peyton Manning and start him instead next week in fantasy
Matt Ufford [10:58 PM]:
@Ryan Van Bibber Correct. Next on the depth chart is Jeremy Lane, who is ALSO pretty good.
Stephen White [10:56 PM]:
Yeah this aint good for Brees’ health
Ryan Van Bibber [10:56 PM]:
Maxwell’s the one that replaced Browner, right?
Mark Ennis [10:56 PM]:
@sgw94 Dude, you’re right. He’s gonna get killed.
sheri.parente [10:54 PM]:
I sure do love watching the Saints lose (0:
Charlie Gebow [10:54 PM]:
@Raymie Humbert Luke McCown according to the internets
Mark Ennis [10:53 PM]:
@Raymie Humbert pretty sure it’s still Bobby Hebert.
Raymie Humbert [10:53 PM]:
Who IS the Saints’ backup?
Stephen White [10:52 PM]:
How long does Payton leave Brees in at this rate? I would pull him soon
Charlie Gebow [10:51 PM]:
@eightyseven Such flags, very penalty
eightyseven [10:50 PM]:
@Mark Ennis needs more doge
Clay Wendler [10:49 PM]:
Adam Condra [10:48 PM]:
Came here b/c I don’t have cable and can’t see the game. Football by reaction is way more enjoyable :)
Mark Ennis [10:47 PM]:
Seems legit. pic.twitter.com/CGAmPJMB6C
— Cait Gladow (@nolanolegal) December 3, 2013
eightyseven [10:47 PM]:
Dem’s the breaks.
Ryan Nanni [10:46 PM]:
You can never be on Twitter, Ed Hochuli. You can’t even be on Tumblr.
Clay Wendler [10:45 PM]:
Navy_Rebel [10:45 PM]:
Well that does it for me. 
Mark Ennis [10:45 PM]:
The Seahawks even manage to score on accident.
Ryan Nanni [10:42 PM]:
Wait, what? Are they just making shit up out there?
Ryan Van Bibber [10:40 PM]:
Christ almighty, that pass …
Navy_Rebel [10:37 PM]:
Oh Ed, can’t you just shut up and let them play?!?
Ryan Van Bibber [10:36 PM]:
Someone needs to check on Pete Prisco
King in Canada [10:34 PM]:
5 continuous days of exhilarating football games, is that enough to cause a lil burnout?
Ryan Van Bibber [10:34 PM]:
Damn.
Ryan Van Bibber [10:34 PM]:
Seattle had 10 in the box in second-and-18 before that timeout. That's a statement right there.
— SI_DougFarrar (@SI_DougFarrar) December 3, 2013
Navy_Rebel [10:34 PM]:
It’s like watching a car wreck. Cant. Turn. Away.
Ryan Van Bibber [10:32 PM]:
@Navy_Rebel come on, stick around.
Navy_Rebel [10:30 PM]:
Thank you, satistics, for giving me another reason to go to bed early
King in Canada [10:29 PM]:
This game is everything I hoped it would be
Ryan Nanni [10:29 PM]:
@Navy_Rebel So, um, bad news…
Navy_Rebel [10:28 PM]:
Isn’t the Wranger commercial reserved for players close to retirement?
Stephen White [10:26 PM]:
Must have been a good halftime speech
Rodger Sherman [10:23 PM]:
welp
Rodger Sherman [10:23 PM]:
This is the most yards the Saints have allowed in the first half of any game since 2005 Week 3 against the Vikings
— ESPN Stats & Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) December 3, 2013
Rodger Sherman [10:13 PM]:
@IsItFallYet? no, Michael Vick confirmed to 2 Chainz via Twitter that his legs are not broken: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/mike-vick-shoot-down-rumors-broke-both-legs-004825708—nfl.html
IsItFallYet? [10:13 PM]:
@sgw94 Thanks, I thought the URL and the site itself looked kinda shady, but I also couldn’t figure why anyone would bother to make up up stuff about a has-been like Vick.
Ryan Nanni [10:12 PM]:
@sgw94 In fairness, 7 of these points were not his fault.
Stephen White [10:12 PM]:
So i take it rumors of Rob Ryan’s defensive genius have been greatly exaggerated, at least for tonight?
Stephen White [10:11 PM]:
@IsItFallYet? Hoax. They pull it every few weeks about another pro athlete or famous person
IsItFallYet? [10:11 PM]:
OT: Can anyone confirm this about Michael Vick breaking both legs in a car accident? http://michael.vick.mediafetcher.com/news/top_stories/football_car_crash.php?location=Philadelphia&fb_action_ids=10202509829644031&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%5B139833672829767%5D&action_type_map=%5B%22og.likes%22%5D&action_ref_map=%5B%5D
Clay Wendler [10:10 PM]:
Ryan Van Bibber [10:10 PM]:
| 2nd | 0:13 |
| Saints | 7 |
| Seahawks | 27 |
Stephen White [10:08 PM]:
Oh, hey guys, pardon my tardiness. Guess I missed some Seahawk domination but Im locked and loaded for the second half
Clay Wendler [10:07 PM]:
the seahawks just won the SB
Ryan Van Bibber [10:06 PM]:
FUMBLEQUAKE!
Ryan Van Bibber [10:06 PM]:
Seahawks fans actually caused an earthquake http://blogs.seattletimes.com/today/2013/12/jumping-fans-register-a-magnitude-1-2-quake-during-seahawks-td-fumble-return/
Mark Ennis [10:06 PM]:
This is a humiliating drive for the Saints defense.
— Smart Football (@smartfootball) December 3, 2013
Ryan Van Bibber [10:05 PM]:
@Mark Ennis Schiano would yell at him then
Navy_Rebel [9:56 PM]:
Seattle is in a different zip code tonight
Navy_Rebel [9:54 PM]:
@Mark Ennis Graham would have caught it
Mark Ennis [9:54 PM]:
McCarron would’ve completed that pass.
Navy_Rebel [9:53 PM]:
Lack of urgency is disturibing
Clay Wendler [9:50 PM]:
that’s a pretty violent commercial for lunch meat on bread
Mark Ennis [9:50 PM]:
@Ryan Van Bibber I think Mike Glennon would fall down.
Ryan Van Bibber [9:48 PM]:
#analysis
Ryan Van Bibber [9:48 PM]:
that was a pretty incredible play by Wilson, damn near had the TD. Imagine most other QBs trying to do that
Rodger Sherman [9:47 PM]:
@Clay Wendler wooooooooo record! until some other team decides to get hype about breaking it!
Mark Ennis [9:45 PM]:
Something particularly demoralizing about converting a 3rd and long with WR screens.
Clay Wendler [9:45 PM]:
Clay Wendler [9:45 PM]:
wo
Rodger Sherman [9:45 PM]:
pretty sure they just showed an Avatar thing in the stands.
Ryan Nanni [9:44 PM]:
“KENNEDY SHOT HIMSELF YOU IDIOT!” – Pete Carroll, to the side judge
Clay Wendler [9:44 PM]:
seriously insane throw off the back foot
Clay Wendler [9:43 PM]:
Mark Ennis [9:42 PM]:
Sorry I’m late, fellas.
Matt Ufford [9:41 PM]:
Russell Wilson’s deep ball is goddam beautiful
Ryan Nanni [9:41 PM]:
Good to hear Chicago might get Jay Cutler back soon. (He plays defense, right?)
Clay Wendler [9:35 PM]:
Navy_Rebel [9:35 PM]:
@Ryan Van Bibber oh lawd. dont remind me how worse it could be
Ryan Van Bibber [9:34 PM]:
wait …
Ryan Van Bibber [9:34 PM]:
Seahawks really miss Browner tonight
Navy_Rebel [9:32 PM]:
I feel a little better. But not much. I see failure in the future.
Clay Wendler [9:31 PM]:
Navy_Rebel [9:30 PM]:
@Run Home Jack Nice mugging tho
Ryan Nanni [9:30 PM]:
Yeah, you’re gonna have to make a better choice there, Richard.
Navy_Rebel [9:28 PM]:
Ed was pretty brief on that one
Rodger Sherman [9:25 PM]:
@Clay Wendler is the hair engineered to increase loudness?
Clay Wendler [9:24 PM]:
Ryan Nanni [9:24 PM]:
If Beetlejuice cheered for an NFL team it would be the Seahawks. (Sorry, Raiders.)
Rodger Sherman [9:24 PM]:
Gotta say it was pretty courteous of Seattle as an entity to finally complete that coach trade with USC. Although they could’ve given up a little bit more in return.
Ryan Van Bibber [9:22 PM]:
the 17 points are the most allowed by the saints in a first quarter this season. previous high was 10 in week 1 vs. atlanta.
— Jim Trotter (@SI_JimTrotter) December 3, 2013
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [9:17 PM]:
Pete Carroll was created in a lab to annoy Jim Harbaugh
Ryan Van Bibber [9:16 PM]:
solid coverage there by the Saints …
Ryan Nanni [9:15 PM]:
| 1st | 1:55 |
| NEW ORLEANS | 0 |
| PETE CARROLL KNOWS THE MOON IS A MYTH | 17 |
Navy_Rebel [9:13 PM]:
Navy_Rebel [9:12 PM]:
can I put my bag on now?
Ryan Van Bibber [9:12 PM]:
@mattufford ah
Navy_Rebel [9:12 PM]:
@Run Home Jack like butter
Matt Ufford [9:11 PM]:
Zach Miller: you sir, are no Marshawn Lynch.
Ryan Nanni [9:11 PM]:
Oh damn that was pretty.
Matt Ufford [9:09 PM]:
@Ryan Van Bibber Workout of the Day. It’s a CrossFit term.
Ryan Nanni [9:07 PM]:
“BEEEECAAAAAAUSE THE FOUUUUUL HAPPENED AFTER THE FIRST DOWWWWWWN”
Ryan Nanni [9:07 PM]:
You know Ed Hochuli is ITCHING to sing a call one of these days.
Navy_Rebel [9:06 PM]:
Is it me, or is that the second time there’s been a Seattle offside not called?
Ryan Van Bibber [9:06 PM]:
The Seahawks have won 13 straight games when scoring a defensive touchdown
— SB Nation NFL (@SBNationNFL) December 3, 2013
Ryan Van Bibber [9:06 PM]:
From our research department …
Ryan Van Bibber [9:06 PM]:
@Navy_Rebel guitar? What does WOD mean?
Clay Wendler [9:03 PM]:
Navy_Rebel [9:03 PM]:
@Ryan Van Bibber what is Jimmy playing on the board you think?
Ryan Van Bibber [9:02 PM]:
Saints playcall board has WOD because Sean Payton is a Crossfit bro forever pic.twitter.com/cHvKWWSQEJ
— Mike Tunison (@xmasape) December 3, 2013
Navy_Rebel [9:02 PM]:
That was an interfumble
Navy_Rebel [9:01 PM]:
I’m disgusted and bemused
Matt Ufford [9:01 PM]:
Clearly this works, beer commercial.
Clay Wendler [9:01 PM]:
Ryan Van Bibber [9:00 PM]:
The Hulk is so happy he just turned into Bruce Banner
Matt Ufford [8:59 PM]:
I would like to express my pleasure: hooray.
Navy_Rebel [8:58 PM]:
And that’s your ballgame folks
Ryan Nanni [8:58 PM]:
WHAAAAAAAAAAAT
Ryan Nanni [8:54 PM]:
@Mark Sandritter Weirdly, however, he hasn’t lost a fumble in opposing territory all year.
Navy_Rebel [8:52 PM]:
Dennis Miller “Marshawn Lynch should wear #666”
SeattleTeamGear [8:52 PM]:
Hauschka!!
Mark Sandritter [8:51 PM]:
Marshawn Lynch has to lead the NFL in redzone fumbles.
Ryan Van Bibber [8:51 PM]:
let’s suit up Fred Couples
Ryan Van Bibber [8:50 PM]:
Navy_Rebel [8:50 PM]:
Did Pete Carrol get the Double Bubble advertisement contract?
Navy_Rebel [8:48 PM]:
@Matt Ufford give him time. give him time
Ryan Nanni [8:47 PM]:
What if the crowd is so noisy Rob Ryan thinks he’s at a rock concert? He’s gonna headbang, right?
Matt Ufford [8:47 PM]:
Is Roman Harper mad he wasn’t getting burned or something?
Ryan Van Bibber [8:46 PM]:
An illustrated guide to playing cornerback
Who’s the best corner in the NFL right now? Richard Sherman would tell you that he is, and he makes a good case for it.
Rodger Sherman [8:46 PM]:
@Run Home Jack this one time freshman year i — awwwww man, i always get so excited
Matt Ufford [8:45 PM]:
If Wilson was moving forward at the snap, isn’t that a penalty? SHHH SHUT UP MATT
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [8:44 PM]:
@Ryan Van Bibber I’m sure there’s a combination of spices you have to marinate in before he makes you into a sandwich.
Ryan Van Bibber [8:44 PM]:
whatever happened to Colston this year?
Ryan Nanni [8:44 PM]:
I still just want more tales of Richard Sherman, Dorm Resident.
Clay Wendler [8:43 PM]:
Matt Ufford [8:42 PM]:
That play pleased me.
Ryan Van Bibber [8:41 PM]:
Are there written guidelines for being a Gruden Grinder?
Ryan Nanni [8:36 PM]:
They’re all the Browns game thread.
Ryan Van Bibber [8:34 PM]:
is this the Browns game thread?
Ryan Nanni [8:33 PM]:
Hooray not another NFC East game!
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