Monday Night Football schedule and results: Russell Wilson, Seattle win in Washington

There’s facemasking and then there’s this:

That would kill a person who isn’t about that action.

Hey, here are three Percy Harvin touchdowns that did not count because of flags:

At least two of those flags were questionable if not outright awful, too. Aaaaaand here are some very sad fantasy owners:

The play proved to be pivotal with Seattle going on to score a touchdown on the drive and take a 14-point lead against Washington.

Hey so uh ... it’s kind of your job to prevent this, Morgan Moses:

Maybe Cliff Avril was just sitting in Moses’ blind spot? Side of the helmet blocks off a bit of space to his right? Maybe we should get offensive linemen sideview mirrors?

Monday is the day you’re supposed to hit the gym. Gotta work off all those wings and pints of beer, right? Yeah, yeah, but you gotta work all day and then there’s FOOTBALL at night again! Well, we’ve got the solution: get fit WHILE you watch football. With the ultra-predictable Monday Night Football broadcast, it should be a breeze!

It’s real simple. Think of it like a drinking game, but with more sweating (or less, depending on your drinking regimen). Something on the list happens, you do the appropriate exercise. Got it? Get to it.

Oddly enough, Washington shows well on paper. With 292.3 passing yards per game (4th in the NFL), 123.0 rushing yards per game (12th), 237.3 passing yards allowed per game (14th) and 87.0 rushing yards allowed per game (8th), Washington really should be better off than 1-3 on the season. The close game against Philadelphia was a disappointment, and the blowout at the hands of the Giants was out of the ordinary.

Where: FedEx Field, Landover, Md.