Patriots vs. Chiefs 2014: Kansas City blows out New England on Monday Night Football

During the Chiefs’ destruction of the Patriots, Husain Abdullah picked off Tom Brady and scored, the second touchdown of his career. After scoring, he was penalized for unsportsmanlike conduct, specifically excessive celebration.

This is the unsportsmanlike conduct/excessive celebration he was penalized for:

ESPN put up this graphic, and it says it all:

Tom Brady and co. are getting eviscerated on defense and have nothing -- literally, nothing -- going on defense. It seems they’re lucky to be down *just* 17-0.

It’s 14-0 Kansas City, and that really doesn’t do it justice. The Chiefs have 237 yards, the Patriots have 96. Let’s check in on Tom Brady and ... well, yeah:

It has not been a great season for Touchdown Tom.

Jamaal Charles is back tonight for the Chiefs. He’s an important, famous player! So ESPN pointed out his return in the pregame:

Here’s the thing: That’s not Jamaal Charles. That’s Kendrick Lewis, a safety currently playing for the Houston Texans. This is Jamaal Charles:

The Chiefs are coming off their best performance of the season and are getting a little healthier. Jamaal Charles is expected to play on Monday night after sitting out last week. Alex Smith led an efficient offensive attack last week in the win against Miami. More of the same could help the Chiefs foil the experts’ picks.

Over at USA Today, all seven experts are siding with the Patriots to walk out with a victory. Neil Greenberg of the Washington Post picked the Chiefs, citing New England’s allowance of a league-high 44 pressures on Tom Brady. Five of the eight men of CBS Sports see Kansas City covering the spread, but only John Breech believes the Chiefs will win outright at home.