Justin Tucker drilled a field goal with the clock expiring to give the Ravens a 29-26 win over the Chargers. After the ball passed through the uprights, his spirit exited his body and was replaced with that of the lovechild of Drake from the Hotline Bling video and Elaine Benes.
Justin Tucker celebrates game-winning field goal vs. Chargers by losing all control of arms and legs
Justin Tucker is one of the best kickers of all time and one of the worst dancers of all time.
Tucker is second-most accurate field goal kicker of all time, meaning his legs are powerful, precise weapons capable of accomplishing things few humans on the planet can do. And then he celebrates and starts doing those horrible little kicks. And my goodness, what’s going on with the arms. Just ... no.
I’m sorry, Baltimore, but Justin Tucker isn’t allowed to kick game-winning field goals anymore. For everybody else’s sake. We just can’t let him dance anymore.
