Minnesota Vikings wide receiver Greg Jennings sat down for a Last Things chat and talked a bit about his totally normal, not at all silly texting habits.
Greg Jennings has an emoji problem
Who among us has not overused a winky face at one time or another?
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“My wife,” he said, when asked about the last person he texted. “I asked her how her day is going because she is having an event today.”
Then he admitted he’s a liar, liar, pants on fire.
“I’m trying not to sound cheesy, because actually the last thing I texted was a smiley face, another kind of smiley face, another smiley face, the little heart eyes and then the blowing the kiss,” he admitted. “That was really my last thing.”
It takes a big man to admit that he may have an emoji problem.
Jennings also revealed that the last time he was embarrassed was also Internet lingo related.
“I know, my wife is like, ‘Men don’t use LOL.’ And I’m like, ‘Uh, I just used that yesterday,’” he said sheepishly. “That’s probably the last time I was embarrassed. I’m like, ‘Babe, I LOL you all the time. Do I need to stop?’”
Never stop making us LOL, Greg. You’re thumbs up, OK fingers, winky face, smiley face in our book.
SB Nation presents: Greg Jennings on our Super Bowl game show
Greg Jennings, what was the last ...
Movie you saw
Gone Girl. It was phenomenal. It had me like, gone. She was gone. I’m looking at my wife like, “Babe? Should we turn this off?”
Book you read
Kingdom Man by Tony Evans. Phenomenal book about how to become a better man, a godly man.
Thing you cooked
A couple of days ago before we left. A chopped salad -- my wife likes everything chopped -- and chicken satays with Alabama sauce. It’s a special term for BBQ sauce. We call it Alabama sauce and have everyone thinking I’m fancy.
Dream I had
I don’t really dream. I’m serious, I have nothing. I’m blank. My wife wakes up and can tell you everything about every dream she had. I pray, “Let me have a dream about such and such,” and nothing.
Time you cried
I don’t cry. I’m a man. No, the last time I cried was probably a couple of weeks ago in church.
Time you were scared
Last week, my 4-year-old was on skis for the first time. She fell once, literally at the end. We were done and she lost her balance and fell.
Bug you killed
I would have to say a spider. My wife hates spiders so I’m always killing spiders.
Website you visited
ThePoshMommy.com. That’s my plug right there. It’s my wife’s website.
