Generate your own ridiculous NFL offseason rumor

The NFL Rumor Mill is a weird and often inaccurate place all year long, but it gets especially stupid in the middle of summer, when very little is actually happening and people start imagining crazy things just to keep from getting bored. As ong as it’s accompanied by some vague assertion of sourcing and the reporter putting it out there doesn’t overplay their hand, it’s surprisingly easy to get traction with unfounded gossip.

So easy, in fact, that we made you a generator. Go forth and make your own scoops!