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Super Bowl sports takes from 1st graders

Are Panthers cooler than Broncos? Who has better colors? Which team is awesome?

by PFT Commenter

Folks, I mentioned that I visited a first grade class last week to teach them about sports takes. Well, I left them with a homework assignment to give me their best Super Bowl predictions. And they certainly delivered. I can honestly say that these kids have better takes than 90% of all NFL writers.

Without further ado, here are “First Takes” from Ms. Joyce’s First Grade class

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