Super Bowl commercials 2017: Watch Cam Newton hilariously stiff-arm small children

Cam Newton is that seventh-grade kid who went through puberty before everyone else in this Buick commercial:

If you played any sport in middle school, you can probably relate to this:

Newton spends the rest of the commercial stiff-arming small children and firing a laser pass into the chest of this arm-flailing youth for a touchdown.

Australian model Miranda Kerr joins in at the end of the commercial, and in a later interview, we learn that she and Newton have nearly nothing in common. Kerr didn’t even know how to dab. Smh.