Let’s make a Maroon 5 Super Bowl set list for Atlanta
Let’s make juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust a few tweaks.
Here’s Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine’s song with Big Boi. We’re just gonna play the first minute or so.
2. Nice job singing that chorus once, Adam. So: that “fuckin’ with Hollywood Courts” line? We should play the song it’s referencing.
Anyway, now all of OutKast is on stage. Does Maroon 5 have a horn player?
3. Maroon 5’s horn player (if Maroon 5 does not have a horn player, one will be provided — actually, we’re gonna provide one anyway) can just keep playing that same line, which is sampled in the following song.
Hooray, now Beyonce is here! She should always be here.
Goddamn, we are now vibing. This is an awesome Maroon 5 show.
4. Where are we? I forgot.
Ah, correct. That is our current location. Welcome, T.I. and Luda. Maroon 5 is killing it.
5. Luda, after all these years, you’re finally on the Falcons’ 50-yard line.
We have a few months to figure out how to get this part past CBS. Plenty of time.
6. Here’s Luda’s friend, Jermaine Dupri. They have a football song!
7. I guess we should play an actual Maroon 5 song at some point.
8. Now that Cardi B’s here, she should bring out a friend. Her husband has a local band, actually.
9. Great job, Maroon 5!
10. And now we’ve got our closing number
You’re welcome, Super Bowl.
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