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Come Fan with UsTuesday, August 4, 2026

The Browns won and they owe it all to the RALLY POSSUM loose in the stands

There goes the Dawg Pound.

Hey, little buddy.
Hey, little buddy.
Hey, little buddy.
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Things were not looking good for the Cleveland Browns. Hosting the Jets and looking for their first win in 635 days, the offense was listless and the whole team just couldn’t make a damn thing happen for themselves. That is until Baker Mayfield came into the game. But are we sure it was really the rookie quarterback ... or was it the opossum loose in Section 101 that a fan caught with his damn bare hands.

Yes, rally opossum gets a share of this Browns win.

It all started in the first quarter. The animals in Cleveland’s infamous Dawg Pound welcomed a very special new member — the opossum (or, if you’re country, possum).

[Yakety sax plays].

From the ashes a hero will arise.

It sounds incredible. It looks even more incredible.

Someone got video before the opossum got hauled off to animal jail, too. And it looks like this li’l guy was just there to enjoy some Browns football, maybe. Or this friendly marsupial just thought they’d found a quite place to chill, let the little ones suckle in the pouch for a bit. Little did they know ...

Here’s a good joke about possums and the Browns.

It wasn’t too much later until the Browns got Baker Mayfield into the game. He got them to a field goal, that they actually made on his first drive, and led a comeback in the second half, even catching a 2-point conversion.

But we all know it was the possum.

I hope someone remembers to give the possum some of that free Bud Light. He’s the real MVP in this one. Him and the dude in sweatpants that caught with HIS DAMN BARE HANDS!

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