Jared Goff finally got his ring, and he went to Jared

If you’re inside the venn diagram of Lions fans who are in the market for a football-themed ring, and don’t believe buying one two months before the Super Bowl is a bad omen — then boy is there an item for you. Jared Goff and Jared Jewelers are teaming up to make the most Jared ring of all time.

The Jared x Jared Goff ring.

Made out of 14k white gold, the Jared Goff ring has an actual piece of a game ball from the Lions first win of 2024 inlayed in the piece of jewelry itself. This makes it a limited edition item at a retail cost of $999 — which could be a bargain if Detroit finally does the unimaginable and actually wins the Super Bowl.

Of course, there’s also a chance you buy this ring, the team blows it, and this serves as a constant reminder of what could have been. You’ll feel like a fool if you bought it for yourself, you’ll hate whoever gave it to you, and eternally see this as bad mojo entering the most important part of the season.

There’s good news though. If you thought “this could be a nice wedding band,” maybe think again — because this thing is not meant to be durable at all.

“Clean the ring gently with a soft cloth and mild soap if necessary. Avoid using abrasive materials or ultrasonic cleaners, which could damage the football or its setting. While the football is protected within the ring, it’s recommended to avoid prolonged exposure to water, especially saltwater, and harsh chemicals, as this could affect the appearance or durability of the sand and the overall ring. These items generally cannot be resized, modified or repaired.”

So clean the Jared Goff ring in a specific way, don’t get it wet, don’t feed the Jared Goff ring after midnight.

Okay Lions fans, who is going all in on this season and ordering a Jared x Jared Goff ring? I want to see photos. I want to know if you’re still in love with the purchase in a few months.