Poor Martin St. Louis. The Lightning veteran is sitting in the box right now thanks to the most ridiculous dive of the year by David Desharnais.
Canadiens vs. Lightning: David Desharnais called for ridiculous dive
I mean... not even close, man.


The two forwards were jostling for the puck as they exited the Montreal zone, and St. Louis seemed to get his stick tangled up a bit with Desharnais as he went for the steal.
Desharnais was going to get the call against St. Louis anyway, but he decided to put a little extra into his performance:
Bravo! I've seen plenty of dives (see: Kings games) before but I've never quite seen someone try to embellish a call after they've drifted five feet away from the play. Desharnais was deservedly penalized for embellishment, and St. Louis was called for hooking.
Update:
We now know why Desharnais actually fell down.













