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Alex Ovechkin is now trying to shoot actual human beings into the net too

Ovechkin’s scoring prowess knows no bounds.

by Patrick Iversen
Amber Searls-USA TODAY Sports

Alex Ovechkin has spent the last decade breaking all kinds of NHL scoring records. But all of those involved pucks. Pucks are old hat for Ovechkin, so he's apparently started to expand his goal-scoring repertoire to include people!

On Friday, Tampa Bay Lightning forward Ryan Callahan became his first victim.

Ovechkin’s nose for the net is clearly unparalleled.

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