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Red Wings player defies physics, nearly does the splits to stay onsides

And it worked!

by Patrick Iversen

The laws of physics are simple and rigid: an object in motion stays in motion. Especially on ice.

Detroit Red Wings winger Luke Glendening tried to defy this centuries-old logic on Monday in Buffalo. Led by Darren Helm, his line advanced up ice towards the offensive zone. Glendening got a little carried away with himself and headed offsides.

And then he nearly tore a damn groin trying to stay onsides.

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And it worked! That’s kind of amazing. But there’s no doubt: that’s going to sting for a week.

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