Two Penguins fans named their newborn child ‘Malkin Crosby’

We can’t help but wonder if it will be awkward if little Malkin grows up and doesn’t like sports.

Or when his parents are signing him up for kindergarten and realizing that using “Crosby” as the first name would’ve been a better option and would’ve led to less questions from other parents.

Also, what if Malkin (the player) gets traded and Malkin (the child) begins questioning his very identity?

Anyways, congratulations to the happy couple!