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Come Fan with UsThursday, June 25, 2026

A puck disappeared into Joe Thornton’s pants and never escaped

RIP.

Remember how San Jose Sharks forward Joe Thornton promised he'd, uh, drop his pants if he ever scored four goals in one game?

That’s the only way we’re going to find the puck that disappeared in Game 1 of the Western Conference Finals.

On the first shift, Brent Burns released a shot from the point that Thornton somehow deflected up into his pants:

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It never came out.

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Better get on that scoring streak, Joe.

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