Remember how San Jose Sharks forward Joe Thornton promised he'd, uh, drop his pants if he ever scored four goals in one game?
A puck disappeared into Joe Thornton’s pants and never escaped
RIP.


That’s the only way we’re going to find the puck that disappeared in Game 1 of the Western Conference Finals.
On the first shift, Brent Burns released a shot from the point that Thornton somehow deflected up into his pants:
It never came out.
Better get on that scoring streak, Joe.
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