We all know the one rule about playoff hockey and fighting: the beards are off limits.
Joe Thornton and David Backes start yanking each other’s beards instead of fighting
Immediate draw.


[gets handed a note from editor]
Wait, I've just been told that's not a rule. That explains what Joe Thornton and David Backes were doing to each other's faces in Game 1 of the Western Conference Finals.
Why fight when you can immobilize your opponent through hair follicles?












