Birmingham City Vs. Coventry City: Balloons Were On Pitch, Now They Are Not

There are literally twenty four people in the seats at St. Andrews. I can only assume that this they are there as some sort of punishment. The first ten seconds of the game sees the ball go out for a Coventry goal kick. I wish I was making this up. Eventually, Birmingham pick up the ball, and eventually Nikola Zigic heads wide. Zigic is very tall, and he also couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if it fell on him. Wide headers are what he does. At the other end of the pitch Carl Baker skips through a pair of sleeping Birmingham shirts on the left (I don't blame them) and runs the ball straight to Colin Doyle in the Birmingham goal.