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Come Fan with UsWednesday, July 1, 2026

Neymar’s Hair Gets Even More Obnoxious

Love him or hate him (hate is the correct choice, obviously), nobody can deny that Neymar is flashy. And ‘flashy’ is definitely the best way to describe the Brazilian prodigy’s new haircut. Yes, even flashier than the normal mohawk:

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↵Sigh. It frightens me to think that one day Neymar woke up and went, ‘You know what I need out of life? I need my mohawk to be blond. FETCH MY SOME BLEACH! BOOM! Check it out!’

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