THIS… is the honey badger. Watch it run in slow motion. It’s pretty badass. Look. It runs all over the place. “Whoa! Watch out,” says that bird. Ew, it’s got a snake. Oh, it’s chasing a jackal. Oh my gosh. Oh, the honeybadgers are just CRA-zy.
VIDEO: Osvaldo Alonso Is The Honey Badger
Or, it's Osvaldo Alonso, which is just a synonym for the honey badger. He runs all over the place. Opposing midfielders should watch out for him because he will tackle them. He chases forwards and he is cray cray. Yeah, Ossie Alonso is the honey badger and there is (NSFW) video evidence.
See, he is the honey badger. Science. Ossie Alonso really doesn’t give a...











