Since I’m out of ways to describe how many ways this game sucks, I’m going to turn it over to the rest of the SBNation Soccer staff, who have been hilarious throughout the match. Here are some highlights.
AC Milan Vs. Napoli: $#!% My Editors Say
“KILL CAVANI. (That was a command for Cavani).”
“He’s got braces. How do you hurt someone with braces? That’s like beating up a child.”
“Where the f--- have these losers put my Napoli?”
“I have no f---ing clue what team this is.”
“The officials are horrible in this match, not that this is an excuse.”
-Kirsten Schlewitz, who is a Napoli supporter
“Interesting choices for Allegri. Jankulovski, Flamini...Pato over Seedorf.”
“I don’t like that I can’t watch this match until tonight”
“Will the ball roll? Will a player put it between those rectangles? Will we have fun?”
“I can’t wait to watch this match. It’s sounding like Napoli just forgot what kind of football they play.”
“Napoli should have been able to control the ball in this game. I would have put Napoli’s floor on probable possession at 54 or 56. Certainly not 40. Maybe that number is wrong.”
-Richard Farley, who has the superpower to be insightful even when he’s just watching the stats
(Referring to my support of Tottenham Hotspur) “Loan Modric to Napoli, they need him. And Huddlestone. And Gareth Bale too.”
“Yebda seems necessary at some point. Probably for Gargano, who’s having a shocker.”
“This is making my soul hurt.”
-Graham MacAree, who has a soft spot for Napoli and lives with a Napoli supporter
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