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Sepp Blatter Cleared Of Corruption Charges; Mohamed Bin Hamman And Jack Warner Suspended

Well what did you think was going to happen as a result of the FIFA corruption scandal? Mohamed Bin Hammam and Jack Warner have been suspended from all FIFA activities pending a full inquiry into their behaviour, but President Sepp Blatter had all charges against him dropped because - and you’ll love this - he said they weren’t true. He will now be able to run opposed in the Presidential election next week (Bin Hammam was his only challenger), and FIFA have said they have no intention of delaying said election.

At some point, you have to see the funny side of all of this or we’ll all just go insane. FIFA are a farce, and are so ludicrously corrupt that they’ve gone all the way back over into transparency, but fortunately they’re a mostly irrelevant farce, so it’s all ok. Don’t get too worked up about it - just sit back and enjoy the hilarity.

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